Rudy Giuliani for President!

In a deplorable case of foot in mouth disease, last week, (Aug 9, 2007) Rudolf The Red Nosed Giuliani said, "I was at ground zero as often, if not more, than most of the workers...”

More disgusting than his initial claim to be as brave as the heroic 9/11 responders was his explanation. “What I was trying to say yesterday is that I empathize with them, because I feel like I have that same risk.”

So basically he’s asking us to forgive him for skimping on the rescue worker’s health. I have but one word for you Rudy; uh-uh.

Rudy is a prime example of U.S. government hypocrisy. The stats prove he was an absolutely horrible mayor whose career was on its way to being forgotten. Then, all of a sudden, 9/11; and every sense that dreadful day he has been capitalizing off of tragedy like… well, like a politician. (The last sentence is not meant to implicate every politician just the collective unconscious.)

What are Rudy’s presidential Qualifications? How is he the republican front-runner? Wake up America! Do not be subject to short/long term memory loss. Remember Rudy’s recent past; Amadou Diallo and the police riot, some say started by Rudy’s incendiary speech, against David Dinkins on the steps of city hall. (There is a bad word in the following clip.)

Remember the 9/11 fire fighters suffered because of Rudy J.

Do you really want this guy to be president?
If it truly were a war on terror they’d arrest the KKK.
Subscribe to The United Fakes of America

No comments yet