7.23.2007

US Threatens Pakistan Raids


G W's hand picked National Intelligence Director Mike McConnell is kicking up dust in the face of Pakistani president Pervez Musharraf. The U.S. military is threatening to barbarically bomb the living daylights out of the defenseless civilians who occupy the Afghani/Pakistani boarder, again.

McConnell and the Klan are beating the war drums by bringing import back to the convenient cartoon character formally known as
Bin Laden.

"Well, there is no question that we have put extraordinary resources against finding him.
And so the President has made perfectly clear, we will be relentless. He will be captured or killed. And it is a huge priority for us, for our intelligence and military. And we will continue until we're successful."

But wait Fran. When did G.W. claim that the search for OBL should be "relentless." As I recall, that was before he described how unimportant OBL had become.

"...we will not rest until we find him."
-G.W. 9/13/01
But then...

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

In fairness to G.W., his apparent change in opinion was likely due to him coming into the knowledge that OBL experienced the misfortune of becoming attached to a dialysis machine sometime after 9-11. It was no longer easy for him to travel from cave to cave orchestrating elaborate plots to blow American civillians up with commercial jets flown by Saudi Arabian martyrs.
And now...

Read the following excerpt from the Press Briefing by White House Homeland Security Advisor Fran Townsend.
Q Fran, do you know if Osama bin Laden is still on a dialysis machine, is he still ill? What? I mean, could you tell us about that? I mean, because -- it might be laughable, but people are finding it hard, six years this man is sick, moving around from cave to cave, and can't be found -- with a dialysis machine?


Strangely,
Security Advisor Fran Townsend had no respectable answer to the journalist's legitimate question.

If it truly were a war on terror they'd arrest the KKK.



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